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Wait
a minute… Maybe I’m not a Scientologist.
I’ve
learned a lot about what Scientologists are all about
by reading ARS. This has caused me to go into
"doubt." I mean, after all, consider the
evidence.
1)
I’ve learned on ARS that Scientologists believe that
LRH is the source of all knowledge. I believe anybody
who believes that ANY man is the source of all
knowledge is an idiot.
2)
I’ve also learned that Scientologists believe they
were evolved from clams.
I don’t believe I was evolved from clams. I don’t
even believe that the theory of evolution is a
particularly sound theory.
And
there is even more that I’ve learned about
Scientologists from reading ARS.
3)
Scientologists take lots of vitamins and don’t
believe in getting standard medical treatment or help
when they should. I don’t take vitamins and I seek
professional medical help when I need it.
4)
Scientologists don’t believe in God. I believe in
God.
5)
Scientologists have a blank stare. I don’t have a
blank stare.
6)
Scientologists are trained to lie and frequently do
so. I have never been trained to lie and pride myself
on being truthful.
7)
Scientologists use the term "wog" to
belittle non-Scientologists. I don’t.
And
still more!
8)
Scientologists don’t have a sense of humour. I have
a good sense of humour. Even die-hard critics have
sent me complimentary email about articles I’ve
written as spoofs.
9)
Scientologists are incapable of loving or properly
raising their children.
I’ve raised two fine boys, and to this day, even
though they have left the nest, they are still two of
my best buddies and we spend lots of time together.
10)
Scientologist’s actions and thoughts are largely
controlled by their "Scientology masters." I’ve
never even met one of these masters let alone received
orders from one.
I
could go on and on but why bother. The evidence is
pretty conclusive. I am obviously not a Scientologist!
Then
again, by these standards, I don’t believe any of my
friends who think they are Scientologists, are really
Scientologists either.
If
were not Scientologists, I wonder what the hell we
are?
Amigo
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