WoW! This has become a sordid and ugly little
thread! GREAT! This is
the kind of thing I really go for, so thanks to everyone involved for
providing me with countless minutes of entertainment. I don't have
time, or really the umm...personality ie. i'm a bore, to hang around on
IRC so I like to get my doses of steaming hot gossip dished up any way
I can. I'd hate to see this thing get all "rational", thereby
depriving me of my self-satisfied snorts and giggles, so I propose a
few ideas to keep this thread moving in the right direction:
1. Don't post those Bast article thingies. The mere suggestion
that they exist and that they are really unflattering and/or mere OSA
propaganda is enough to keep people at each others throats. Good,
this might inspire even more creative invective. I'm a proponent of
creativity. Keep those dark hints coming!
2. How do Keith and Diane do it? I can trust a couple who do it invthe good old fashioned missionary position, but I don't know if I
could take the word of a couple who 'experiment' in bed. C'mon, I
wanna know this relevant information!
3. Say 'Diane people' more!
4. More behind the scenes information! Who had dinner with who? How
did they act during dinner? Did they eat a lot or did they just
order a salad and water? I've found that someone who just orders
a salad has a secret motivation. Frankly, I don't trust those
with secret motivations.
5. More SEX! I wanna know if anyone involved has even had a crush on
any other participant. Who knows where their loyalty lies if they
have. I sure wouldn't mind to hear about some kissing and/or heavy
Well, that about covers it for now. If I think of any more ways I can
stretch my entertainment dollar I'll let you know.