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Every now and then, even in the most dramatic and tense moments, situation may broke up that are simply hilarious. Two posts come to mind during the Cooper thread, those of Andy Walton and Stephen Jones. Each somewhat in the same style. Of course, they don't give a fair idea of the situation, but they contain nevertheless enough truth to make it irresistibly funny. At least for those who followed the thread at the time. I am not sure how it would fire for those who didn't follow it all, but here they are nevertheless.

 

 

Stephen Jones

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I've found that someone who just orders a salad has a secret motivation. Frankly, I don't trust those with secret motivations.

 

snjones@ix.netcom.com(Stephen Jones

12 Oct 1996 23:27:20 GMT

Subject : Re: Tying up loose ends
Message-ID  : <53p9go$kse@sjx-ixn3.ix.netcom.com>

WoW! This has become a sordid and ugly little thread! GREAT! This is the kind of thing I really go for, so thanks to everyone involved for providing me with countless minutes of entertainment. I don't have time, or really the umm...personality ie. i'm a bore, to hang around on IRC so I like to get my doses of steaming hot gossip dished up any way I can. I'd hate to see this thing get all "rational", thereby depriving me of my self-satisfied snorts and giggles, so I propose a few ideas to keep this thread moving in the right direction:

1. Don't post those Bast article thingies. The mere suggestion that they exist and that they are really unflattering and/or mere OSA propaganda is enough to keep people at each others throats. Good, this might inspire even more creative invective. I'm a proponent of creativity. Keep those dark hints coming!

2. How do Keith and Diane do it? I can trust a couple who do it invthe good old fashioned missionary position, but I don't know if I could take the word of a couple who 'experiment' in bed. C'mon, I wanna know this relevant information!

3. Say 'Diane people' more!

4. More behind the scenes information! Who had dinner with who? How did they act during dinner? Did they eat a lot or did they just order a salad and water? I've found that someone who just orders a salad has a secret motivation. Frankly, I don't trust those with secret motivations.

5. More SEX! I wanna know if anyone involved has even had a crush on any other participant. Who knows where their loyalty lies if they have. I sure wouldn't mind to hear about some kissing and/or heavy petting either!

Well, that about covers it for now. If I think of any more ways I can stretch my entertainment dollar I'll let you know.

thanks,
Stephen Jones

Andy Walton

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grdivide@aol.com (GrDivide)

16 Oct 1996 06:02:44 -0400

Subject : Re: Tying up loose ends
Message-ID  : <542bs4$94c@newsbf02.news.aol.com>

You people are a bunch of morons. Every so often I download posts from this newsgroup. AOL groups the posts according to the thread. There have been over two hundred posting of Re: Tying up loose ends. You are like a pack of barking dogs. You bark at Scientology for a few posts, and the you bark and bite each other for a few hundred posts.

Here is a summary of a few of the postings.

Deirdre says Diane called Paulette Cooper a sleazy piece of scum, but Deirdre considered Diane a valuable researcher, but never liked her as a person. Martin thinks Keith is despicable for using Henry's real life name, henry says he don't care but Martin says that's Disgusting even if henery doesn't care. Henry will continue to provide evidence of diane's increasingly bizarre and outrageous conduct and he won't sit on it for months he will just plain do it. Margaret thinks Diane may work for OSA but Diane has never quite been able to believe this, but is forced to remain in a state of confusion. Dennis thinks Martin should retract so he retract the allegation for him. Now Deirdre thinks Keith is firmly on the OSA side of the camp. Rebecca thinks that her own continued participation is something akin to the almost irresistible urge one sometimes feels to gawk at a particularly gruesome auto accident. I have to agree.

It goes on and on and on.

Get a life.

Andy Walton

 


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